Comedy

Ever wonder what goes on inside that oversized mascot head? Just Listen!! Funny? Yes. Topical? Sorta. Unsuited? ALWAYS!!

Episodes

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SPOILERS... Your Boys are Back!! This episode dives in deep and gets real sentimental. We talk mascot injuries, embarrassments, regrets, and WHY WE DO THIS! Post-Halloween thoughts and looking ahead.

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The Jax Icemen did EVERYTHING we expected them to do with the design of their new mascot... AND THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

We talk about the design, the possible names, and limitations for future ideas. A boxer knocks an ESPN mascot out. John brings German beer. Matt talks about his "Mascot Mt Rushmore" tattoo idea. Plus, we talk about the new Call of Duty: Black Ops 4 game. You can find us on xBox Live as MattUNSUITED and JohnUNSUITED.

Stay UNSUITED my friends!!

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October 3, 2018

210: Lexi Loves Everything!

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After talking with Lexi it's obvious so does, in fact, Love Everything! We tak about Ikea, modeling, Star Wars, HauntLife, Disney Princesses, Singing, Halls, Gaming, Anime, and Gritty!!

"JY's Top 5" was amazing for so many reasons!! (inserts "The Grudge" sound effect)

Plus, meLVin is honored with "Matt's Momentary Mascot Crush"

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September 27, 2018

209: The Witty GRITTY Committee

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209 marks the ninth week in a row that there's a new episode...might be record!!

(5:04) We couldn't help but talk about Philadelphia Flyers' new mascot, GRITTY, and I think Matt has a new crush.

(18:40) We talk Chinstraps and the importance of having a crew/team ready to save you!

(22:31) A tiger gets a special shoutout, too.

(26:53) Special Guest, Louis Vallejos (Scare Actor and UNSUITED follower) joins the boys to talk about the World of Haunts, Character Development, Rules of the Scare, Hollywood Horror Nights, and why YOU should try being a Scare Actor!!

(1:04:04) "JY's Top 5" brings up some scary memories!

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September 12, 2018

207: Snake on a Podcast

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Philly has a new mascot named Phang! He's a snake, so let's talk about it. Matt's Momentary Mascot Crush is as awesome as he is mustard yellow! John ranks NFL Mascots in his "JY's Top 5"... hint: #1 will blow your mind!! Plus we talk Junk about junk food and do an inpromptu Top 5 of our own. This conversation was a dietor's biggest fear...cause DAMN WE'RE HUNGRY NOW!!

Listen and Enjoy Episode 7!!

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Bad news... John fell down a well. Good News... John still joined in on the podcast.

Topics include Matt's Momentary Mascot Crush, John hits us with a "JY's Top 5," we talk about past experiences with Mascot Vision, and Mascot Shoes. Why waste time on planning a show when it goes where it wants anyways?!? Enjoy episode 6! 

 

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Your Boys are BACK at it again!! We discuss Billy Buffalo's NEW LOOK, Matt's Momentary Mascot Crush and John's BEEF with that crush. Plus we welcome @hunter_the_bartender as our in-studio guest, but seriously "Who names a kid Hunter?" Little Caesar's Crazy Bread and the Hungry Howie's sub creates quite the debate, and oh how we miss Blockbuster Video!!

 

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August 23, 2018

204: Crushes are Stupid

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Mascot parties can be fun or lame... it all depends on who's in the crew! Plus, learn which mascot gets to be the first "Matt's Momentary Mascot Crush." 

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